Top Ten Reasons....

For Clarkson not winning their NCAA game this weekend:10. Flaky internet connection at Blue Cross Arena severs the link between George Roll's mind, the Roundtable and USCHO message boards.9. Mike Sullivan gassed after Coach Roll enters him in Toastmaster competition scheduled for immediately after the game.8. Pre-game lunch at Nick Tahou's inadvertently causes Clarkson to go into a dump and chase